Working in a call center can get a bit boring or stressful at times so we would usually send out emails to cheer each other up.
One of my favorite email is about a guy who got really drunk that when he arrived home, he didn’t recognize his wife. His wife was pissed off when she saw him but decided to nag him the next day for obviously it will be useless to nag her husband about now for he’s still drunk. So she decided to remove his clothes and shoes so that she can replace it with some fresh clothes. When she was removing his clothes, her husband said something that made her smile. The next day, the guy woke up late and was surprised that his wife didn’t wake him up to start nagging him about the other night. He got out of their bedroom to look for his wife but he only found his son playing a video game. He went to the kitchen to get some coffee and was even surprised that there was already coffee brewing in the coffee maker and the breakfast was already prepared on the table. Worried that his wife might have changed strategies, he went to ask his son about what happened the other night. His son told him that when his mom was removing his clothes he got mad. He shouted “Lady, I’m married! So stop it!” Whew! talk about saying the right words at the right time.